Very Short Songs
Meow #themustache #lookingood

Meow #themustache #lookingood

Day-drunk #bathroomselfie #whoops

Day-drunk #bathroomselfie #whoops

The mustache and that monkey have a lot in common #speaknoevil #unlessyouaresittingbyme

The mustache and that monkey have a lot in common #speaknoevil #unlessyouaresittingbyme

This bathroom is so ugly, but I’m having a good hair day #bathroomselfie #reframe

This bathroom is so ugly, but I’m having a good hair day #bathroomselfie #reframe

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker vs. Mike @cinemad

Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker vs. Mike @cinemad

In our family, we have great fucking teeth @pacificcoasteditions #flossdaily #smileforthecamera #flouride #halfcaste

In our family, we have great fucking teeth @pacificcoasteditions #flossdaily #smileforthecamera #flouride #halfcaste

In out family, we have great fucking teeth @pacificcoasteditions #flouride #smileforthecamera #flossdaily #halfcaste

In out family, we have great fucking teeth @pacificcoasteditions #flouride #smileforthecamera #flossdaily #halfcaste

Baby May…making the case for white-processed-dyed-blue-sugar-ring-pops 😝😝😝 @mackaymaggie

Baby May…making the case for white-processed-dyed-blue-sugar-ring-pops 😝😝😝 @mackaymaggie

Try saying no…I dare you…just try! #babyjulien #thatface #yesyoucanhaveanothercupcake #donttellyourmother

Try saying no…I dare you…just try! #babyjulien #thatface #yesyoucanhaveanothercupcake #donttellyourmother

Grabbing life by the balls #hakunamatata #noworries #assedout